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God Found Some Of The Strongest Women And Made Them Lesbians is either theology or a compliment. We are happy to let the lesbians decide.
There is a delicious queer arrogance in imagining lesbianism as what happens when divine quality control gets particularly ambitious. The joke lands because lesbian strength is not theoretical. It is coming out, building family, making space, surviving bad politics, loving women openly, learning softness after defensiveness and somehow still having enough energy left to organise the group trip.
The cartoon figures keep it playful so the whole thing feels more like a toast than a sermon. Faith may be important to the wearer, completely irrelevant or the source of years of complicated feelings. The shirt does not settle any of that. It simply hands strong lesbians a wildly flattering creation myth and lets them enjoy it.
The best version of God Found The Strongest Women is the one that feels like it already belonged in your wardrobe. Put it into rotation for Pride, lesbian bars, community events, birthdays, queer faith spaces or family gatherings where the line will get either a laugh or a very interesting silence.
It is only a good gift when you know the person will enjoy the God joke as much as the lesbian Pride. Strong women have enough responsibilities already. Being responsible for everyone else’s theology does not need to be one of them.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
