Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) Minimalist Backpack

Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) gives your backpack a personality it did not technically ask for.

The design brings together slung on person in hot pink sequined dress, pink-lit dressing room, turning the backpack into something much more personal than generic Pride luggage. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose belongings communicate before they do. It is built for people whose bags, phone cases and group chats all suggest the same thing: personality was never going to be optional.

It also makes a gloriously specific choice for anyone searching for funny queer backpack, camp LGBTQ+ gift or sarcastic Pride bag, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto a generic bag.

Fortunately, the backpack itself is much more dependable than the joke. The spacious 20 L interior includes a separate compartment for a laptop up to 15 inches, while a hidden zippered back pocket gives you a more discreet place for valuables. Water-resistant polyester, a soft mesh back and padded ergonomic straps make it practical for commuting, travel and everyday use. Your belongings are organized. Nobody promised the people around you would be.

Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) Minimalist Backpack Details

• Made from 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) high × 12.2″ (31 cm) wide × 5.5″ (14 cm)
• Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 L)
• Maximum carrying weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large main compartment
• Separate interior pocket for laptops up to 15″
• Hidden zippered pocket on the back
• Top zipper with two sliders and zipper pullers
• Silky interior lining with piped inside hems
• Soft mesh back for greater comfort
• Padded ergonomic polyester shoulder straps
• Adjustable straps with plastic regulators

This product is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing items on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.