Get These Cookies Unisex Tank Top

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

The Get These Cookies Unisex Tank Top gives the idea a full visual treatment with in bold pink text, “GET THESE COOKIES BABY!” at a Pride festival with flags and balloons. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

As a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, it works especially well for somebody who wants the joke, identity or reference to feel culturally specific rather than merely colorful.

Underneath the personality is an easy everyday unisex tank made from soft combed and ringspun cotton, with lightweight tri-blend options depending on the color. The side-seamed construction gives it a cleaner shape, while the sleeveless cut works just as well layered for a queer night out as it does at the gym, beach or festival. Comfortable, memorable and absolutely not minding its business.

Get These Cookies Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.