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A Get These Cookies sass t-shirt with #TEAMVANJIE energy, for drag fans who like their catchphrases loud, pink and served with attitude.
Get These Cookies Sass treats a request for a reward as a small piece of theatre. The baked-good metaphor has the energy of somebody asking sweetly while making it quite clear they expect an answer. It is adult drag-fan humour built around delivery, with a little campaign enthusiasm and considerably more attitude than an ordinary snack order usually receives.
Bring the tee to a viewing party or a local show where fans enjoy turning a phrase into a group event. Denim gives the wording a casual setting; a more deliberate going-out look can lean into the sass. A plate of actual cookies is optional, though it would certainly make the request harder for the room to misunderstand.
The pleasure is in the difference between what is being asked and how confidently it is being asked for. You can enjoy that performance without treating every fan's reading as identical or needing a new explanation each time. It suits someone whose affection for drag includes the jokes, audience loyalties and gloriously disproportionate drama attached to apparently small requests.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
