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A Get These Cookies sass t-shirt with #TEAMVANJIE energy, for drag fans who know a baked-good metaphor can carry an entire finale.
The line belongs to the particular world of drag catchphrases, fan teams, and the delicious theatre of asking the audience to reward a performance. “Cookies” are the joke, but the real subject is charisma, loyalty, and knowing how to make a request sound like a command.
This is drag fan clothing for viewing parties, quote battles, local shows, and anyone who has ever turned a snack into a campaign platform. The sass is affectionate, not a claim that every drag reference means the same thing to every fan. Wear it with a coffee, a plate of actual cookies, or the confidence of someone entering the workroom with a plan.
Get the cookies. Keep the references. There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Get These Cookies Sass keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.
The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.
Black Heather adds a softer dark heathered base, Light Blue gives the artwork a different mood, and White keeps the artwork bright and crisp. Those options make Get These Cookies Sass easy to move between casual and more styled looks, whether you wear it on its own, layer it under a jacket or let the graphic break up an otherwise simple outfit.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
