Get These Cookies Unisex Sweatshirt

Get These Cookies puts bold pink lettering on the chest and turns bakery language into a flirt with absolutely no nutritional information attached.

The phrase is sweet on the surface and shameless underneath, which is exactly why the design works. 'Cookies' can remain technically snack-related right up until the wearer decides otherwise, giving the crewneck a dirty double meaning without needing explicit art. Styled with pink lettering, the whole thing feels like candy-shop camp crossed with late-night queer humour.

This cheeky queer sweatshirt is made for parties, Pride, date nights and anybody whose innuendo arrives looking deceptively cute. Pair it with a sparkly skirt, black trousers or bright accessories and let the pink wording do the invitation. A premium adult LGBTQ+ crewneck for somebody whose baked-goods vocabulary should not be taken entirely literally.

Get These Cookies Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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