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Forecast says ninety percent chance of homosexuality with scattered rainbows.
Gay Umbrella Socks cover the white ribbed leg in rainbow umbrella icons, taking the familiar image of weather protection and turning it into tiny queer shelter symbols. There is something charmingly literal about Pride umbrellas marching up a sock — ready for drizzle, sunshine, emotional weather and whatever else the day intends to throw at you.
These rainbow umbrella crew socks are for rainy Pride days, weather nerds, commuters, festival-goers and anyone who thinks practical objects improve dramatically when made gay. For the weather-prepared queer in your life, they are ideal for the friend who carries an umbrella at zero percent chance of rain because trust is earned, not assumed.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
