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Brains, gayness, and absolutely no interest in playing it cool.
Gay nerd is a combination that deserves its own fan club. This crop hoodie treats the label as something to enjoy, with a cartoon character on the front and a sense of humor that reads before you say hello. It is made for someone who can talk for an hour about a favorite obsession and still have plenty to say about the cute person listening.
The graphic brings the personality; the cropped shape does the styling. A raw hem and dropped shoulders make a relaxed hoodie feel a little mischievous, especially with high waisted jeans or shorts. It is an easy way to let an everyday outfit show some waist and a lot of character without dressing like you have a formal event after the convention.
There is no need to choose between being clever and being desirable. Wear it to a game night, a comic shop, a queer book club, or a date that starts with a very specific shared interest. The right people will understand the appeal of somebody who knows their references and does not pretend to have fewer of them.
Under the joke, this is a fleece blend hoodie with a drawstring hood for cooler moments and a cut that asks to be played with. Layer it over a longer tee if you want more coverage, or let the cropped edge do exactly what it came to do. Your interests may be niche; the invitation to notice you is not.
Product details
Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
