Gay Gym Rat Unisex Sweatshirt

Gay Gym Rat turns the phrase literal with a muscular cartoon rat who clearly has a better split than most people at your gym.

The buff rat is the whole joke — huge arms, ridiculous confidence and enough gym-bro energy to make the design feel like queer fitness satire rather than another dumbbell logo. 'Gym rat' already means somebody who practically lives between racks and machines; making the rat actually ripped gives the phrase the visual payoff it deserves. It is camp, body-conscious and proudly unserious about the entire culture of gains.

This funny gay gym sweatshirt is made for lifters, runners, trainers and the friend whose social calendar is organised around leg day. Wear it on the commute to the gym, after training or with joggers on recovery day. A queer fitness crewneck for somebody whose protein intake and homosexuality are both extremely well established.

Gay Gym Rat Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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