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Find me on Grindr, says the person who has made discovery very easy.
In large orange or gold letters, an app invitation turns into a very public joke. It is confident, a little thirsty, and aware of how strange it is to wear your search instructions across your chest. For the right person, that is precisely the point: flirting can start with a laugh.
Wear it to a queer party, a bar, or the casual outing where your friends will appreciate the audacity. The words are playful, not an obligation to answer every message or explain your profile. An invitation to notice somebody is still subject to their comfort, timing, and boundaries.
The plain text graphic has no visual distractions, so it works with denim, a jacket, or a bolder night-out outfit. On an olive green garment the warm letters have a sly glow; on black they read with more punch. Either way, the wearer supplies the expression.
A stranger might read the line as a dare; a friend will probably ask whether your profile is up to date. Both reactions are part of the joke. The sweatshirt puts a digital invitation in a very physical room, leaving you to decide if the conversation goes any further. Maybe the best opener happens off the app.
Product details
Sizing note
This is a classic-fit unisex sweatshirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and sleeve from the center back. Compare these garment measurements with a sweatshirt you own; choose a larger size for a roomier fit. Allow approximately 0.5 to 1 in tolerance on length and width.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 68.6 cm | 85.1 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 71.1 cm | 87.6 cm |
| L | 61 cm | 73.7 cm | 90.2 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 76.2 cm | 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71.1 cm | 78.7 cm | 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 81.3 cm | 97.8 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 100.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm | 102.9 cm |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
