Find Me On Grindr Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Nothing says efficient gay networking like advertising an app profile to people already standing within three metres of you.

Grindr moved cruising, flirting, awkward small talk, “looking?”, taps, tribes, hosting and impossible distance calculations onto the phone, creating its own language and etiquette in the process. Wearing “Find Me On Grindr” offline collapses the entire ritual into one ridiculous sentence: the profile is nearby, dressed, and apparently accepting applications face-to-face.

The joke works because queer dating culture is now simultaneously hyper-digital and deeply physical, everybody is checking the app while surrounded by the same people at the bar. Gay bars, Pride, club queues, festivals and travel are the obvious settings, but the long sleeve makes the bit even better when paired with polished trousers or a sharp jacket.

Let the slogan function as the least useful QR code ever invented. Funny Grindr clothing for people who appreciate the absurdity of being online, “nearby,” and literally right there.

There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Find Me On Grindr keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.

The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.