Find Me On Grindr Embroidered Apron

Find me on Grindr. Admire the embroidery before asking if I am hosting.

The Find Me On Grindr Embroidered Apron is a embroidered kitchen apron built around the Find Me On Grindr message. The design is loud, specific and made for a queer kitchen where cooking, hosting and looking hot are allowed to happen at the same time.

Grindr turned distance into a tiny erotic geography lesson: feet away, hosting, travelling and availability became part of queer dating vocabulary. Zero feet away means somebody is either in your kitchen or standing suspiciously close to the fridge.

Set the oven to 180, the location to zero feet away and the expectations to realistic. If somebody arrives early, make them chop onions.

This is for queer kitchens, gay barbecues, Pride weekends, dinner parties and the friend who somehow owns six cocktail shakers but only one frying pan.

As a funny gay apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp Grindr joke cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.

This embroidered version is built for actual cooking with 70% polyester, 30% cotton, a 9.0 oz fabric weight, adjustable neck loop, long ties and two front pockets. The design gets texture without becoming too precious to spill on. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.

Find Me On Grindr Embroidered Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Find Me On Grindr embroidered design
• 70% polyester and 30% cotton
• Fabric weight: 9.0 oz
• Adjustable neck loop and long waist ties
• Two practical front pockets
• Embroidered front design for added texture
• A sharply specific funny gay apron or Grindr joke cooking gift
• Ideal for queer dinner parties, Pride hosting, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Now turn the meat, daddy. The gays are getting hungry.