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The profile is public. The message is very clear.
Gold FIND ME ON GRINDR lettering turns this crop hoodie into a bold dating app joke that will probably start a conversation before you unlock your phone. It is gay, direct, and knowingly ridiculous in a room where half the people may already be checking who is nearby. The design lets you laugh at the ritual while taking part on your own terms.
Wear it with jeans and boots to a queer bar, or let the cropped waist show when the mood calls for a little more flirting. The dark fabric keeps the gold words legible from across the room. There is no hidden code to decode, which is precisely why the line can feel so cheeky when somebody reads it aloud.
A slogan is not a profile or an invitation to skip consent. You can be on the app, off the app, or only wearing the joke. The person who approaches still needs to treat you as a person rather than a screen. It is perfectly reasonable to give them a smile, a witty reply, or absolutely nothing.
The fleece blend gives you hoodie comfort when the night gets colder, with a drawstring hood for the way home. It can join a party, a Pride weekend, or a casual drink where you are feeling unusually approachable. If someone asks for your handle, at least you know they read the shirt.
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Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
