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Find Me On Grindr is gay logistics in gold lettering: why flirt across the room when both of you are already checking who is twelve metres away?
The joke is painfully modern and therefore perfect. Queer nightlife now exists in two places at once: the bar you are physically standing in and the grid on your phone showing half the same room with better angles.
“Find me on Grindr” skips the mysterious stranger fantasy and heads straight for the app that has handled hookups, dates, friendships, bad decisions, travel tips and some truly alarming opening lines for years. The gold lettering gives the phrase an almost premium seriousness, which only makes the underlying horniness funnier. You are already here. Your profile is also here. Administrative efficiency has finally reached flirting.
Find Me On Grindr is the shirt equivalent of saying the quiet part out loud, then enjoying the reaction. This one belongs at gay bars, Pride, festivals, circuit weekends, house parties or the event where somebody will absolutely open the app while standing beside you.
It is also excellent on the friend whose location services have done more for their social life than any introduction ever could. The shirt does not guarantee a match, reply, meetup or anything else. It simply provides directions. What happens after the tap still requires actual mutual interest.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
