Fantasy Delight Gingerbread Man Dildo

Santa said be good. This gingerbread man has other plans.

Fantasy Delight Gingerbread Man Dildo is what happens when Christmas camp stops pretending to be innocent. A tiny gingerbread menace clings to the base while a thick, curved shaft takes center stage, turning festive novelty into something built for very real pleasure. It is ridiculous, filthy, cheerful, and somehow still committed to the assignment.

The joke lands first. Then the girth does. At approximately 7.4 inches long and 1.69 inches across, this is built for a full, substantial stretch and the kind of penetration that makes the gingerbread gag disappear very quickly. The soft, flexible construction lets you work the angle and depth instead of wrestling against a rigid toy.

Once the suction cup is planted on a clean, smooth, compatible surface, the comedy gets extremely functional. Ride it hands-free, lean into a deeper angle, set your own pace, or bring it into partner play when you want steady thrusting without somebody having to hold the base. The gingerbread character remains there, smiling through absolutely all of it.

If you have been searching for a Christmas dildo, festive suction-cup dildo, or queer novelty sex toy that does not sacrifice actual function for the joke, this is the one. Put it on the naughty list, bring it out for a December hookup, or make it the most unhinged part of your holiday tradition. Merry fucking Christmas.

Product details

• Soft, flexible dildo with a camp gingerbread character base
• Suction-cup base for hands-free play on clean, smooth, compatible surfaces
• Approximate overall length: 7.4 in / 18.8 cm
• Approximate shaft length: 7.08 in / 18 cm
• Approximate diameter: 1.69 in / 4.3 cm
• Latex-free and fragrance-free
• One dildo included

Sizing note

This toy comes in one size. The measurements below are approximate and are provided so you can judge the overall scale and girth before ordering.

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Shipping

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If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.