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Front view of a beige apron with orange text reading “DID SOMEBODY ORDER AN EXTRA SIDE OF EXTRANESS?”
Person wearing a beige apron reading “Did somebody order an extra side of extraness?”
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Organic cotton beige apron with bold orange “SOMEBODY ORDER AN EXTRA SIDE OF EXTRANESS?” text
Beige apron with orange outlined text reading “SOMEWHERE EXTRA ON THE SIDE”

    Extra Side Of Extraness Organic Cotton Apron

    $39.99

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      Extra side of extraness, because one garnish was never going to satisfy Alyssa Edwards.

       

      The Extra Side Of Extraness Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring bold orange “SOMEBODY ORDER AN EXTRA SIDE OF EXTRANESS?” text, draped on a stool in a colorful, rainbow-lit queer kitchen. It turns the Extra Side Of Extraness design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

      Alyssa Edwards coaching Plastique Tiara in Drag Race Season 11 asked whether somebody had ordered an extra side of extraness. The answer was obviously yes. This apron translates that into extra garnish, extra frosting, extra edible flowers and a serving spoon far too grand for the actual dish.

      Category is Sexy Chef Eleganza: starter realness, entrée body-ody-ody and dessert with enough height to require engineering.

      Wear it for Drag Race watch parties, drag brunch, camp bake-offs, Pride hosting or any dinner where the plating is going to be judged before anybody tastes it.

      It makes a brilliantly specific camp queer apron for the queer cook, baker, host, partner or chosen-family icon who actually understands the design. As a drag-inspired cooking gift, it feels personal rather than generic while still being practical enough for real kitchen chaos.

      The apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

       

      Extra Side Of Extraness Organic Cotton Apron Details

       

      • Original Queer In The World Extra Side Of Extraness design
      • 100% organic cotton
      • Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
      • Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
      • Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
      • Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
      • Ideal for Drag Race watch parties, drag brunches, camp bake-offs, Pride hosting and theatrical dinner parties
      • A sharply specific camp queer apron or drag-inspired cooking gift
      • Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

       

      Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

       

      Size guide

        A B C
      One size (inches) 35 ⅜ 29 ½ 37 ¾
        A B C
      One size (cm) 90 75 96

       

      Category is: Sexy Chef Eleganza with a side of butter.

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