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Extra side of extraness, now embroidered because even the thread needed Alyssa Edwards energy.
The Extra Side Of Extraness Embroidered Apron is a embroidered kitchen apron built around the Extra Side Of Extraness message. The design is loud, specific and made for a queer kitchen where cooking, hosting and looking hot are allowed to happen at the same time.
Alyssa Edwards coaching Plastique Tiara in Drag Race Season 11 asked whether somebody had ordered an extra side of extraness. The answer was obviously yes. This apron translates that into extra garnish, extra frosting, extra edible flowers and a serving spoon far too grand for the actual dish.
The kitchen is now a werkroom. Beat the eggs, read the sauce, serve the plate and sashay away before anybody sees the sink.
This belongs in a queer kitchen with a playlist, a reveal and at least one dessert that required more engineering than the main course.
It makes a brilliantly specific camp queer apron for the queer cook, baker, host, partner or chosen-family icon who actually understands the design. As a drag-inspired cooking gift, it feels personal rather than generic while still being practical enough for real kitchen chaos.
The embroidered apron is a substantial 70% polyester and 30% cotton blend with a 9.0 oz fabric weight. An adjustable neck loop, long waist ties and two front pockets make it genuinely useful when the joke has finished introducing you. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.
Extra Side Of Extraness Embroidered Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Serve face, serve food, serve cunt, clear your station.
