Every Time Someone Steps Up Organic Cotton Apron

Every person who says who they are makes the world more interesting. Dinner should too.

The Every Time Someone Steps Up Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring rainbow graphic. It turns the Every Time Someone Steps Up design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Captain Holt says this to Rosa after her bisexual coming-out storyline in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: every time someone says who they are, the world becomes more interesting. It is one of television's rare queer affirmations that earns its sentiment through character rather than a lecture.

Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.

Wear it for Pride brunch, chosen-family dinner, baking days, date nights, house parties or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves a much queerer dress code.

As a funny queer apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

Every Time Someone Steps Up Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Every Time Someone Steps Up design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Apron tied, standards high, sauce reduced.