Emotions Are For Ugly People Unisex Tank Top

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

The Emotions Are For Ugly People Unisex Tank Top gives the idea a full visual treatment with reading "Emotions Are For Ugly People" worn proudly at a pride parade, peace sign, rainbow flags, confetti. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

Think of it as the overlap between a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt and sarcastic Pride top: specific enough to feel chosen, wearable enough not to become another novelty item abandoned in a drawer.

Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

Emotions Are For Ugly People Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.