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Emotions Are For Ugly People is so aggressively shallow that the cruelty circles back around and becomes the entire joke.
The hot-pink slogan borrows the language of beauty culture, where people are routinely told to look polished, stay desirable and avoid feeling anything inconvenient in public. Taken literally, the statement is awful. Worn as camp, that awfulness becomes visible enough to mock.
Feelings are not a flaw in an otherwise attractive person; they are information, grief, anger, desire, memory and sometimes the most honest thing happening in the room. The design works for somebody who enjoys deadpan, mean-girl humour precisely because the wearer knows the sentence is ridiculous.
Wear it to a queer party, brunch, club night or any social setting where your friends understand irony before somebody starts drafting a concerned intervention. It also makes a gift for the person who delivers obviously terrible advice with such a straight face that everyone else needs a second to catch up. The bold pink lettering keeps the message looking deliberately performative rather than sincere.
Beauty culture has spent enough time telling people which emotions make them unattractive. This shirt takes that logic, exaggerates it until it looks absurd and lets camp do the critique.
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Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
