Emotions Are For Ugly People Socks

Therapy is important. So is one catastrophically unserious coping mechanism.

Emotions Are For Ugly People Socks print the terrible advice in bubble-gum pink, making it clear this is camp avoidance, not a clinically endorsed treatment plan. The humour comes from saying the exact opposite of emotional maturity with such glamorous certainty that it almost sounds persuasive. It is the sock equivalent of putting on sunglasses indoors and announcing that vulnerability has been cancelled.

These sarcastic queer crew socks are for emotionally avoidant besties, drag fans, recovering oversharers and anyone who has ever replied 'I'm fine' with Oscar-worthy technique. Give them as a funny camp gift after the therapy appointment has been booked. The line is ridiculous, the pink is excellent, and your feelings unfortunately remain present.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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