Emotions Are For Ugly People 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

Emotions Are For Ugly People is exactly the kind of thing somebody says while experiencing seven emotions at once and checking whether the lighting is flattering.

This is not life advice. It is camp emotional repression in hot pink, the fantasy that if you remain gorgeous enough perhaps grief, jealousy, heartbreak and existential dread will respect the velvet rope. They will not. That is why the shirt is funny.

The person wearing it may be crying internally, catastrophising privately and one notification away from a breakdown, but the face is done and the evening has a schedule. Queer humour is very good at making dysfunction stylish enough to survive the night. Sometimes you process the feeling. Sometimes you say “interesting,” reapply something glossy and book the processing for tomorrow.

Emotional availability has been rescheduled due to an unexpected beauty emergency, poor timing and a completely booked calendar.

Emotions Are For Ugly People works best as part of a life, not as a piece of commentary about one. Take it to Pride, brunch, club nights, viewing parties, workdays or the date where you have decided attachment is currently somebody else’s department. The dark raglan options make the pink lettering wonderfully severe. Eventually, feel your feelings. Seriously.

But first, the outfit needs a photo and nobody has asked the emotions to stand in front.

Product details

• Classic 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt with contrast baseball-style sleeves.
• 100% ringspun cotton; Heather Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester and Heather Denim is 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
• Soft, lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear.
• Ribbed neckband.
• Unisex fit.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.