💋 Your underwear drawer called. Up to 50% off our hottest queer styles. Shop now + free global shipping 🌍

Light pink Don't Go Straight Go Queer Cap with colorful mountain logo and
Front view of a pink cap embroidered with a rainbow and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT, GO QUEER”
Front view of a tan cap with a small rainbow patch reading “DON’T GO STRAIGHTLY, GO QUEER”
Front view of a tan cap embroidered with a rainbow and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER”
Black cap with a colorful queer-themed embroidered patch on a wooden bar counter
Model wearing a light blue cap with a small colorful embroidered logo at sunset
Front-facing black baseball cap embroidered with a rainbow unicorn and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER”
Black baseball cap with colorful embroidered “DON’T GO STRAIGHT, GO QUEER” patch
Black baseball cap embroidered with a colorful unicorn and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER” text
Tan baseball cap shown from the front-right, embroidered “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER” patch
Tan baseball cap with colorful embroidered unicorn and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER” text
Pink baseball cap shown at an angle with embroidered rainbow graphic and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT, GO QUEER” text
Pink baseball cap shown at an angle with embroidered Pride-themed text and rainbow details
Front view of a pale blue cap embroidered with a colorful unicorn and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER”
Light blue baseball cap with embroidered rainbow graphic and “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER” text
Light blue baseball cap shown at an angle with embroidered “DON’T GO STRAIGHT GO QUEER” text and rainbow graphic

    Don't Go Straight Go Queer Cap

    $34.99 $49.99

    FREE Global Shipping on ALL ORDERS!

      Don't go straight. Take the scenic route, wear the pink cap, bring snacks.

      A pastel mountain, NATURE EXPLORER energy and a route instruction that is frankly much more useful than most trail signage. The joke lands because "straight" is both a direction and the least interesting option on the map.

      This queer hiking cap belongs with old fleeces, trail shorts, a technical shell and the kind of water bottle covered in stickers from places you definitely over-researched. Call it LGBTQ+ gorpcore if you must. We prefer homosexual orienteering.

      The soft dad-cap shape keeps it casual enough for actual walks rather than making you look sponsored by a hiking brand that discovered Pride last Tuesday.

       

      Don't Go Straight Go Queer Cap
      Product Details

       

      • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
      • 6 embroidered eyelets
      • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
      • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

       

      This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

      Be the first to write a review
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)

      Customer Reviews

      Be the first to write a review
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      0%
      (0)
      BACK TO TOP