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Don’t Fuck It Up! is not gentle encouragement. It is the final instruction after the pep talk is over, the music has started and everybody is already looking at you.
Drag Race fans know the energy immediately. You have prepared, survived, rehearsed, made it this far and now there is only one extremely untherapeutic piece of advice left: do not fuck it up. Somehow that bluntness can be more motivating than another paragraph about believing in yourself.
The lipstick mark adds glamour to the pressure, turning the phrase into the kind of warning you might write on the mirror before a performance, first date, presentation, audition or text message that should definitely have stayed in drafts. It is nerves, camp and accountability compressed into four words. Sometimes you do not need reassurance. You need a deadline and a little fear, babe today.
Don't Fuck It Up! feels better when it is out in the world than when it is folded neatly in a drawer. Take it to drag shows, Pride, rehearsals, exams, interviews, karaoke or any day where the stakes feel high and inspirational quotes are becoming actively irritating. The dark raglan versions make the lips and lettering hit cleanly.
Great on the friend whose best pep talks contain profanity. The shirt cannot guarantee success. It can make the assignment exceptionally clear.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

