No Products in the Cart
A Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork t-shirt for food puns, post-date cuddles, and the queer domestic fantasy of asking about aftercare before clearing the plates.
The line turns dinner into a flirtation and then makes the real question wonderfully clear: after the joke, are we staying close? Spoon can mean cuddling, comfort, friendship, or a negotiated yes, and the shirt leaves room for the answer to be no too.
This is funny LGBTQ relationship clothing for soft launches, kitchen dates, chosen-family sleepovers, and people who think tenderness is hotter when it is actually discussed. The fork does the innuendo. The spoon does the emotional intelligence. Wear it on a date, at brunch, or while making pasta for someone you want to keep around.
It is queer couple clothing with a silly front and a surprisingly good question underneath.
There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.
The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
