Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cutlery has rarely been this invested in somebody's post-sex emotional availability.

“Fork” stands in for fucking, “spoon” returns to cuddling, and the whole joke lands on the eternal negotiation between sex and tenderness. Queer hookup culture is often caricatured as purely casual, yet plenty of people want both the filthy part and the soft part without pretending one invalidates the other.

The line is playful because it asks the question directly: after the fun, are we staying close, ordering food, talking until late or pretending nobody caught feelings? Apparently the silverware would like clarity. This cheeky long sleeve fits sleepovers, Pride, house parties, dates and the morning after when somebody is still occupying half the duvet.

True Royal makes the pink wording pop, black keeps it drier, white makes it absurdly wholesome. Sex-positive LGBTQ+ clothing for people who enjoy both the fork and the emotional cutlery drawer.

There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event.

The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.