Diverse As The Universe Organic Cotton Apron

Diverse as the universe, dinner as complicated as the seating plan.

The Diverse As The Universe Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring cartoon-planet logo hangs in a surreal red room. It turns the Diverse As The Universe design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

The universe is not orderly, uniform or interested in one type of star. Queer diversity works the same way: identities, bodies, relationships and expressions are not variations from one correct original. The planetary design gets that metaphor onto the apron.

Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

As a funny queer apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.

The apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.

Diverse As The Universe Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Diverse As The Universe design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Apron tied, standards high, sauce reduced.