Cute But Gay Unisex Hoodie

Adorable has once again failed to provide evidence of heterosexuality.

Cute But Gay puts a cartoon unicorn behind the wonderfully unnecessary clarification that sweetness, softness and pastel creature energy do not cancel homosexuality. The joke is in the 'but' — as if being cute should somehow have suggested straightness until the unicorn was forced to issue a correction. It is soft-boy, kawaii and femme-gay Pride energy with a horn.

This funny gay unicorn hoodie is for brunch, Pride, cosy dates, conventions and anybody whose aesthetic has led strangers to underestimate the level of homosexual intent involved. Wear it oversized with short shorts, colourful trainers or the softest trousers you own. A ridiculously charming gay Pride hoodie for somebody who is precious, queer and entirely aware of both.

Cute But Gay Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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