Cinnamon Rolls Not Gender Roles Unisex Hoodie

Reject compulsory gender. Keep the cinnamon roll and add more frosting.

CINNAMON ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLES pairs a cartoon pastry with a tiny piece of queer social theory disguised as bakery nonsense. Gender roles are arbitrary expectations about how men, women and everybody else should behave; cinnamon rolls are sticky spirals of objective strategic importance. One deserves dismantling. The other deserves warming for twelve seconds and eating before somebody asks for a bite.

This funny nonbinary and queer slogan hoodie is for bakery dates, campus, Pride, gender-studies lectures and Sunday mornings when your politics and pastry standards need to coexist peacefully. Wear it oversized with cargos or leggings and let the cartoon cinnamon roll make the argument cute enough to get through brunch. Gender liberation, now with icing.

Cinnamon Rolls Not Gender Roles Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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