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There are many ways to say “Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days”; this one catches the light.
The Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days Holographic Stickers turn a perfectly unnecessary thought into collectible queer ephemera, with shifting shine that rewards anyone close enough to read the punchline. The phrase is compact, socially dangerous in the best way, and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.
It is for anyone who prefers their little objects to arrive with opinions already installed. Think of it as the overlap between a funny queer sticker, a camp LGBTQ+ gift and a sarcastic Pride accessory: specific enough to mean something, small enough to travel everywhere.
Tiny sticker, disproportionate personality. A fair trade.
Product details
Sizing note
Single stickers come on sheets. The dimensions below describe the available sheet sizes. Metric dimensions are converted from those inch labels and rounded.
Imperial
| Size | Sheet width (in) | Sheet height (in) |
|---|---|---|
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5.5 | 5.5 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
Metric
| Size | Sheet width (cm) | Sheet height (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 14.0 | 14.0 |
| 4″×4″ | 10.2 | 10.2 |
| 3″×3″ | 7.6 | 7.6 |
Shipping
Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.
If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.

