Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

Calories Don’t Count On Sunny Days is the kind of nutritional science you invent halfway through a beach day when somebody suggests splitting dessert.

Obviously sunshine does not rewrite biology. That is why the joke works. This is holiday logic, Pride-picnic logic, “we walked here so it cancels out” logic, the tiny mental loophole that lets a good day stay a good day without turning lunch into a moral referendum. The smiling sun makes the whole thing cheerfully unserious, which is exactly the point. Bodies already get judged enough.

Food already gets turned into numbers, guilt and virtue far too easily. Sometimes the most useful response is to eat the ice cream, order the chips and let the imaginary calorie department close early because the weather is gorgeous and everybody is finally outside. The sun is out. The spreadsheet can wait.

There is no serious reason to need Calories Don't Count On Sunny Days, which is a very good reason to want it. Bring it to beach days, road trips, patio brunch, Pride picnics, festivals or any afternoon where sunscreen, snacks and poor timekeeping have taken over the schedule. The raglan sleeves are genuinely handy once the sun drops and the temperature follows.

This is not diet advice. It is permission to stop auditing joy for five minutes and enjoy the damn cinnamon roll.

Product details

• Classic 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt with contrast baseball-style sleeves.
• 100% ringspun cotton; Heather Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester and Heather Denim is 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
• Soft, lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear.
• Ribbed neckband.
• Unisex fit.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.