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Bossy Bottom puts two words on a crewneck and instantly corrects an entire gay-male misconception.
The bold white lettering is deliberately blunt, which makes the joke land harder. Being a bottom does not mean passive, submissive or quiet; plenty of bottoms know exactly what they want, how they want it and when somebody's technique requires notes. This is sex-positive gay humour with a little power reversal built in, clean enough to style like streetwear and filthy enough to make the right person laugh.
This Bossy Bottom sweatshirt is made for Pride, queer bars, kink-friendly nights and the friend whose bedroom role has never stopped them chairing the meeting. Wear it with dark jeans, boots or under a coat for delayed impact. A funny gay bottom crewneck for somebody who gives feedback, direction and possibly a performance review.
Bossy Bottom Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

