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Receiving is the role, giving instructions is apparently the personality.
Bossy Bottom takes one of gay sexual culture's favourite apparent contradictions and turns it into bubble-gum-pink typography. Being a bottom does not automatically mean passive, submissive or quiet; plenty of bottoms know exactly what they want, how they want it and when the top could improve the technique. The design makes that confidence the whole joke.
This funny gay bottom hoodie is for Pride, queer nights, sex-positive brunch and anyone whose bedroom role has never stopped them running the meeting. Wear it over short shorts, with denim or as the world's cosiest dating-profile disclaimer. A cheeky gay gift for the bottom who provides feedback, direction and perhaps a performance review.
Bossy Bottom Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions. Compare them with a hoodie you already like rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

