Bitch I'm Fabulous! Unisex Sweatshirt

Bitch I'm Fabulous! gives the piñata-style llama the confidence of a headline act and somehow earns every bit of it.

The rainbow llama is the reason this design works. Bright, absurd and impossible to take seriously, it turns the slogan into full camp self-belief instead of generic empowerment. The creature looks like Pride, birthday chaos and a craft-store emergency collided in one fabulous little mascot. The result is joyful, queer and shamelessly extra without needing sequins physically attached to the sweatshirt.

This camp LGBTQ+ sweatshirt is made for birthdays, Pride, festival nights and anybody who considers 'fabulous' a more accurate baseline than 'fine.' Pair it with simple black trousers or go full maximalist and let the llama meet its match. A queer statement crewneck for somebody whose self-esteem deserves confetti and whose winter layer should still feel like part of the party.

Bitch I'm Fabulous! Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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