Bitch I'm Fabulous! Drag Queen Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Bitch I'm Fabulous! is not an affirmation so much as a status update delivered after the face is finished and the room has been informed.

Drag has always understood that confidence can be manufactured, rehearsed, painted on, padded out and still become completely real by the time the spotlight hits. Fabulous is not accidental; it is lashes, silhouette, timing, performance and the nerve to present the finished illusion as though it required no labour at all. That is what gives this slogan proper drag energy.

The joke is not that the queen thinks highly of herself. The joke is that anyone else imagined their opinion was still required. This drag queen long sleeve T-shirt is built for rehearsal rooms, viewing parties, club queues, brunch and the cold hours after the stage look has been packed away.

Black gives the line a hard little edge, White keeps it loud and clean, Maroon adds stage-curtain drama and Gold is almost offensively appropriate. Wear it with tailored trousers, enormous earrings or the coat you save for entrances.

It also works as a gift for the performer who knows confidence is not a mood you wait to feel, it is sometimes a costume choice you make first and catch up with later. Fabulousness can be craft, armour, joke and conclusion at the same time. This shirt understands all four.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.