Bitch I'm Fabulous! Unisex Hoodie

The rainbow alpaca has entered evidence and the fabulousness case is closed.

BITCH I'M FABULOUS! pairs the confidence slogan with a colourful rainbow alpaca-piñata creature, which is exactly the kind of visual escalation the phrase requires. Instead of generic self-love typography, you get a bizarre little mascot that looks like Pride, birthday chaos and internet camp were combined in a craft cupboard. The creature is adorable; the statement is not asking permission.

This camp queer hoodie is for birthday queens, Pride weekends, festival fields and friends whose self-esteem occasionally arrives with confetti. Wear it with denim, leggings or the loudest trainers available and let the rainbow creature do the morale work. A funny LGBTQ+ gift for the person who has always preferred 'fabulous' to 'fine' and sees no reason to lower the standard.

Bitch I'm Fabulous! Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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