Bisexual Unicorn Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Bisexual Unicorn takes one of bisexual women's most loaded dating clichés, gives it hooves, and quietly refuses to be anybody's side quest.

In poly and dating-app culture, “unicorn” is often used for a bisexual woman sought by an established couple, supposedly rare, desirable and conveniently interested in both people on identical terms. Plenty of bi women have experienced the less magical side of that fantasy: fetishisation, assumptions of availability and couples treating a whole person like an accessory to their relationship.

A bisexual unicorn graphic can reclaim the joke beautifully. Be mythical, be desirable, be bi, just do not assume anybody gets to summon you. This bisexual unicorn long sleeve works for Pride, queer parties, poly-aware spaces and dating-app survivors who know exactly why the word is funny.

Black makes the unicorn graphic a little darker, Heather Mauve leans into the fantasy, White keeps it crisp and Red gives it a louder club-ready backdrop. Style it with sequins, boots, denim or a bright coat and let the joke stay on your terms.

It is also a very specific gift for the bisexual friend who has received enough “my boyfriend and I think you're cute” messages to deserve compensation. The design keeps the mythical creature, loses the expectation of availability and leaves the wearer with the best part of the metaphor: rare, memorable and completely autonomous.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.