Bisexual Sorcerer Organic Cotton Apron

Bisexual sorcerer: cast iron, cast spell, stir clockwise.

The Bisexual Sorcerer Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring cartoon wizard face, exuding queer pride amidst mystical, witchy décor, including candles, herbs, and crystals. It turns the Bisexual Sorcerer design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Bisexuality means attraction to more than one gender, not confusion, indecision or equal percentages. Choosing one person, one meal or one flavour today does not invalidate the rest of the menu.

Bi kitchen law: sweet and savoury are both allowed, nobody is confused and choosing cheesecake tonight does not invalidate yesterday's chips.

Wear it for Pride brunch, chosen-family dinner, baking days, date nights, house parties or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves a much queerer dress code.

This lands somewhere between a bisexual Pride apron and a genuinely useful LGBTQ+ kitchen apron. Gift it to the domestic daddy, dyke baker, drag brunch host, queer foodie or kitchen menace who deserves a bi cooking gift with real personality.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. The sexy-chef fantasy does not require abs, a specific gender or a particular body shape. Tie the straps where they feel good, expose whatever you want underneath and let the food be the only thing judged.

Bisexual Sorcerer Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Bisexual Sorcerer design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific bisexual Pride apron or bi cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Feed the people. Look hot. Repeat.