Being Straight Was My Phase Unisex Sweatshirt

Being Straight Was My Phase turns the most tired thing queer people hear into the funniest possible retrospective.

The playful lettering flips 'it's just a phase' back onto heterosexuality, which is why the joke lands so well for late bloomers, compulsory-heterosexuality escapees and anyone whose old dating history now reads like a pilot episode the writers quietly abandoned. It is coming-out humour without the solemnity — warm, self-aware and just smug enough to feel earned once you realise the straight era was apparently the experiment.

This funny coming-out sweatshirt is made for Pride, queer brunch, reunions and family gatherings where somebody may remember an entirely different romantic résumé. Wear it oversized with jeans or under a wool coat for a cleaner streetwear look. A clever LGBTQ+ gift for the friend whose character development eventually got much better casting.

Being Straight Was My Phase Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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