Being Straight Was My Phase Muscle Top

Being straight was the phase. The teapots have come out to celebrate.

The Being Straight Was My Phase front is basically Black unisex “Being Straight Was My Phase” muscle tank with pink text, teapot graphics, and ripped jeans, repping pride by an ivy brick wall, and it wisely stops there. Coming-out party, Pride, queer brunch, festival or hometown visit. The joke works best once enough people know your history to appreciate the reversal.

Queer people are often told their identity is a phase, so reversing the accusation is the joke. The teapot graphics make the coming-out punchline feel like gossip served with Pride.

The silhouette stays simple around Being Straight Was My Phase so the design gets the personality. On Being Straight Was My Phase, wide armholes add movement and a little skin while the cotton stays light.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size guide

Metric measurements

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.