Being Straight Was My Phase Minimalist Backpack

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

Visually, it leans into “Being Straight Was My Phase Minimalist Backpack” with pink text, teacup and shoe icons; rainbow flags in the background. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy. It is built for people whose bags, phone cases and group chats all suggest the same thing: personality was never going to be optional.

As funny queer backpack, camp LGBTQ+ gift or sarcastic Pride bag, it works particularly well for the person who wants their commute, airport tray or café table to reveal just enough about them before they say a word.

It is still a proper everyday backpack underneath all the queer nonsense. The 20 L interior has space for a laptop up to 15 inches plus your daily essentials, while a hidden zippered back pocket keeps smaller valuables closer to you. Water-resistant polyester, padded straps and a breathable mesh back do the unglamorous work properly. Your belongings are organized. Nobody promised the people around you would be.

Being Straight Was My Phase Minimalist Backpack Details

• Made from 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) high × 12.2″ (31 cm) wide × 5.5″ (14 cm)
• Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 L)
• Maximum carrying weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large main compartment
• Separate interior pocket for laptops up to 15″
• Hidden zippered pocket on the back
• Top zipper with two sliders and zipper pullers
• Silky interior lining with piped inside hems
• Soft mesh back for greater comfort
• Padded ergonomic polyester shoulder straps
• Adjustable straps with plastic regulators

This product is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing items on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.