Because I Am What? Sickening! Organic Cotton Apron

Because I am what? Sickening. The cake too.

The Because I Am What? Sickening! Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring cartoon with blue hair and a rainbow flag. It turns the Because I Am What? Sickening! design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

This is Shangela's legendary Season 3 Untucked sugar-daddy speech: if she wanted one, she could go out and get one, because she is what? Sickening. The phrase became Drag Race scripture through sheer conviction. In this kitchen, 'who made the cake?' has only one acceptable answer.

Category is Sexy Chef Eleganza: starter realness, entrée body-ody-ody and dessert with enough height to require engineering.

Wear it for Drag Race watch parties, drag brunch, camp bake-offs, Pride hosting or any dinner where the plating is going to be judged before anybody tastes it.

As a camp queer apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp drag-inspired cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

Because I Am What? Sickening! Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Because I Am What? Sickening! design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Drag Race watch parties, drag brunches, camp bake-offs, Pride hosting and theatrical dinner parties
• A sharply specific camp queer apron or drag-inspired cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Serve face, serve food, serve cunt, clear your station.