Be Gay Do Crime Unisex Tank Top

Be gay, do crime, but perhaps keep the actual criminal record hypothetical.

The artwork brings together shows a fist with rainbow wristbands, worn proudly at Pride among flags and confetti, giving the Be Gay Do Crime Unisex Tank Top a point of view before anyone even reads the message. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

For gifting, it sits neatly between a gay tank top, funny gay gift and queer men's clothing, making it a strong choice for chosen family, queer friends or the person whose wardrobe already communicates before they do.

Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

Be Gay Do Crime Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.