Asexual We Choose Love Organic Cotton Apron

Ace love, chosen on your own terms, cake still very much included.

The Asexual We Choose Love Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron built around the Asexual We Choose Love message. The design is loud, specific and made for a queer kitchen where cooking, hosting and looking hot are allowed to happen at the same time.

Asexuality describes experiencing little or no sexual attraction, while romantic attraction, libido, relationships and attitudes toward sex can all vary. Ace is a spectrum, not a personality transplant. Garlic bread remains community-neutral.

Romance and sex are optional courses. Garlic bread remains extremely well supported.

Wear it for Pride brunch, chosen-family dinner, baking days, date nights, house parties or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves a much queerer dress code.

Think of it as a asexual Pride apron with an actual point of view. It also works beautifully as a ace cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone whose kitchen could use more LGBTQIA+ kitchen apron energy.

The substantial 100% organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.

Asexual We Choose Love Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Asexual We Choose Love design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific asexual Pride apron or ace cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Queers can cook. Queers can also serve cunt.