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Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy is the point where western nostalgia takes its shirt off and admits what everybody was actually looking at.
The boots make it look almost respectable for half a second. Then the wording lands and suddenly we are no longer discussing livestock management. That double take is exactly what makes the phrase such durable country-pop filth. On a queer raglan, it gets even better.
Gay cowboys, rodeo crushes, boot fetish, denim, hats, broad shoulders and all the deeply heterosexual-looking Americana that queer people have been happily stealing back for ourselves. There is no need to explain the innuendo. If somebody still does not get it after “ride a cowboy,” they may not be the intended audience.
This is horny without being graphic, camp without becoming a costume and just wholesome-looking enough to cause trouble at family barbecue distance.
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy is what happens when bedroom vocabulary gets tired of staying in the bedroom. This one belongs at country nights, Pride, rodeos, gay bars, festivals, road trips or anywhere a man in boots might plausibly appear. It is a dangerous gift for the friend who has one very specific cowboy problem and no plans to recover. Denim is encouraged.
Consent is still mandatory. The horse has been saved. What happens with the cowboy is between adults who actually asked.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
