Never Owned A Vibrator Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Diamonds have competition.

The full print reads: whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never owned a vibrator. That is the joke on this long sleeve, with the familiar jewelry sentiment losing out to a more personal kind of pleasure. Bright blocks of color sit behind the stacked lettering, giving the punchline the energy of a cheeky poster.

There is something satisfying about an adult slogan that questions what you are supposed to want. You can enjoy the line without treating jewelry, sex toys or any particular experience as compulsory. It is playful, sex-positive humor for someone who likes deciding what counts as a treat, and has no intention of letting a romantic cliché choose for them.

Wear the print uncovered when the company will appreciate it, or frame it with an open jacket for a slower read. The regular unisex shape and long sleeves keep the outfit casual even when the conversation gets less innocent. If you are buying it as a gift, choose the friend who will enjoy the complete punchline rather than just the shortened product name.

Product details

• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colors; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.