Vitals Trigger - Originals Caps (92)

BOSSY BOTTOM in pink. Sexual position not accepted as a management hierarchy. A bottom can absolutely book the table, send the address, choose the playlist and correct everybody's timing. This...

Bed, Bath & Bey. Domestic errands, Beyoncé energy, cap on for the hardware-store run. The joke works because queer domestic life is still domestic life. Sheets need washing, shelves need...

BDSM means Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me today. Kink acronym, dog-person bait, pale blue cap. BDSM, but today it means BEAUTIFUL DOGS SURROUNDING ME. Collars are still involved, just in a...

Ace LOVE in pink, black and purple. Affection visible, sexual attraction not compulsory. This asexual Pride cap is for people who are tired of every story about intimacy assuming sex...

Aromantic LOVE in dark green. Romance optional, excellent hat mandatory. Dark green AROMANTIC LOVE has the energy of indie-bookstore merch, which feels correct for an identity so often forced into...

Agender LOVE in black and white. No gender required, no visual clutter either. Agender Pride for people whose preferred design language is less parade float, more excellent cap. Black-and-white LOVE...

Future ex-husband energy. Pale blue cap, platinum hair, prenup implied. YOU LOOK LIKE MY FUTURE EX-HUSBAND: romance, but the paperwork has already entered pre-production. Pale blue keeps the line deadpan,...

YOU GOTTA FLOSS in red. Dental hygiene accidentally became queer streetwear. There is no deeper queer history here, and that is refreshing. It is simply a weirdly specific embroidered cap...

YASSS QWEEN is not a measured assessment. It is an endorsement screamed from three tables away at brunch. Pale pink, blue-and-white YASSS QWEEN embroidery and the deeply unserious energy of...

HALLELOO! Shangela energy in cap form. Compact, cheerful, impossible not to hear aloud. HALLELOO! If you can read that without hearing Shangela, this may not be your hat yet. The...

GAY GAY GAY x3 on pink. Typography for people who hate ambiguity. GAY GAY GAY, three times, because one GAY apparently left dangerous room for ambiguity. The repetition turns identity...

Bear Pride LOVE on pink. Hairy-community colours in a soft, slightly ironic dad cap. That contrast is what makes it good. Bear culture has always had more range than lumberjack...