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Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Minimalist Backpack slung over the shoulder of a bold short-haired queer
Front view of a colorful backpack reading “SMILE TALK LAUGH DRINK DANCE EAT ASS”
Minimalist backpack with bold, multicolored Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance
Pink patterned backpack reading “SMILE TALK LAUGH DRINK DANCE EAT ASS” on a bathroom counter
Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Minimalist Backpack held by a drag queen in bold makeup
Angled pink backpack with colorful abstract panels and the words “SMILE TALK LAUGH DRINK DANCE EAT ASS”
Three-quarter view of a colorful backpack reading “SMILE TALK LAUGH DRINK DANCE EAT ASS”
Rear view of a backpack with black mesh padding, shoulder straps, and colorful patterned sides
Bottom-front view of a pink backpack with leopard-print side panels and “DANCE EAT ASS” text

    Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Minimalist Backpack

    $59.99

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      Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass gives your backpack a personality it did not technically ask for.

       

      The design brings together slung over the shoulder of a bold short-haired queer on a neon-lit street, turning the backpack into something much more personal than generic Pride luggage. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy. Take it to work, class, the airport or brunch and let your backpack begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.

      Think of it as the overlap between funny queer backpack, camp LGBTQ+ gift and sarcastic Pride bag: niche enough to feel chosen, practical enough to leave the house every day.

      It is still a proper everyday backpack underneath all the queer nonsense. The 20 L interior has space for a laptop up to 15 inches plus your daily essentials, while a hidden zippered back pocket keeps smaller valuables closer to you. Water-resistant polyester, padded straps and a breathable mesh back do the unglamorous work properly. Functional, memorable and absolutely not minding its business.

       

      Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Minimalist Backpack Details

       

      • Made from 100% polyester
      • Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
      • Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) high × 12.2″ (31 cm) wide × 5.5″ (14 cm)
      • Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 L)
      • Maximum carrying weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
      • Water-resistant material
      • Large main compartment
      • Separate interior pocket for laptops up to 15″
      • Hidden zippered pocket on the back
      • Top zipper with two sliders and zipper pullers
      • Silky interior lining with piped inside hems
      • Soft mesh back for greater comfort
      • Padded ergonomic polyester shoulder straps
      • Adjustable straps with plastic regulators

       

      This product is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing items on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

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