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I Give Zero Fox replaces the obvious profanity with an orange cartoon fox, because boundaries are allowed to be cute and still add up to zero.
The visual gag lands before the whole sentence does: a fox stands in for the word everybody expects, turning a blunt refusal into something playful enough for everyday graphic wear. That does not make the boundary vague. “Zero” is still the operative number.
The shirt can apply to unsolicited opinions, unnecessary drama, bad dates, somebody else’s expectations or the emotional labour you have decided not to volunteer for today. The fox softens the delivery without changing the answer, which is useful for people who enjoy cheeky humour more than aggressive slogans.
Wear it for coffee runs, casual dates, Pride, travel days, weekend markets or the group outing where everybody already knows who is least likely to entertain nonsense. It also makes a fun gift for a fox lover or friend whose preferred communication style is a joke followed by a very real limit.
The blue, mint, pink and yellow options make the orange illustration pop in different ways while keeping the pun obvious. I Give Zero Fox does not require a manifesto. The animal is cute, the wording is clear and the number of foxes available for this issue remains exactly none.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
