I Can't Even Think Straight Cap

I can't even think straight. Red cap, white script, problem successfully reframed.

I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT in white script on red. Sexual orientation and cognitive function have filed a joint complaint.

The pun is old-school gay wordplay, which is why the clean embroidery helps. It feels more like something from a good bar's merch table than a novelty gift shop.

Grey tee, dark denim, white socks, trainers. One joke, one red cap, no extra rainbow required.

I Can't Even Think Straight Cap
Product Details

• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!